The GREMLIN KING is on a diet.
HER MAJESTY is on a diet.
This means we GREMLINS are forced to live off carrots and celery sticks and limp spinach leaves.
Still hurts if they sit on us though. Time for another frowny face L
P.S. don't let the other Gremlins know I used the word 'frowny'. They'll think I'm auditioning for a Twitter account.