Reject has fallen in love with the AFRO-HAIRED PEG DOLL. He's stolen it and hidden it beneath the printer stand where HER HIGHNESS never ever cleans. He's stroking its woollen hair and wiping dust off its peg legs.
Reject is insane.
All GREMLINS are INSANE.
Reject has also started singing CHRISTMAS CAROLS in the style of SHE WHO MUST BE GAGGED.
AWAY WITH A STRANGER, A PEG FOR A HEAD
REJECT AND HIS AFRO-PEG-GIRL LAY DOWN THEIR DAFT HEADS
It's only a matter of time before I CRACK and start hollering TRICKY THE GREMLIN WAS A GRUMPY GREENISH SOUL WITH A SHARPENED KNIFE AND A STAPLE GUN AND TWO EYES STUCK ON A POLE.
The perfect Christmas present for the Great GOD Gremlin otherwise known as HE WHO LIVES IN THE LIGHTSHADE would be to pack HER in a bright red sack and ship her to the NORTH POLE. We've heard the North Pole is particularly sharp.
She'd probably break it. I believe this is the point in the INTERNET where I type a frowny face L