Friday 13 December 2013


HER LADYSHIP claims she doesn't eat SPROUTS but someone has. The air in the office is TOXIC. Wheeze is breathing air through a straw. He doesn't see how that can possibly go wrong...

Oh, Wheeze has FAINTED.

Sometimes we wonder if we are the GREMLINS or if HER HIGHNESS is.

REJECT is wearing a paper clip on his nose. I think some of the fumes have seeped in though as he's doing a weird dance. One of HER MAJESTY'S dances. Oh, now he thinks he's a Christmas tree.

“Get off the desk, Reject. She'll...”

Turn him into a CHRISTMAS TREE. 

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