Tuesday 17 December 2013

HO HO OH - THE SEVENTEENTH

Who names the spots on their nose? Well, apparently, SHE does and their names are Fred, Ginger and Big Red Pimply Thing.

At least there are no outbursts of…

WE THREE PIMPLES OF CATE ARE
BEARING PUS WE STICK OUT SO FAR

or

BIG RED SPOT FIRST POPPED OUT
DURING THE FEAST AT STEPHEN'S.

Oh no, earworm, earworm, EARWORM. Must not hum, must not hum. Oh no, here we go… Another rendition of SCREECH SCREECH TERRIBLY.


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