Friday 26 June 2009

Would I Lie to You?

"Sometimes you can learn more about a person by what they don’t tell you. Sometimes you can learn a lot from the things they just make up. If you are tagged with this Meme, lie to me. Then tag 7 other folks (one for each deadly sin) and hope they can lie."

Jamie Eyberg tagged me. The fiend!!!

Pride: What is your biggest contribution to the world?

I had to think long and hard about this one because I've contributed so much (of course, you already know that). Then, I realised, it had to be the big bang. That Tuesday billions of years ago when I had accumulated a build up of gas and just let it go. If I hadn't done that, there would be no world.

Envy: What do your coworkers wish they had which is yours?

My hair, or rather Marie Antoinette's. I stole her wig while she was eating cake. Now I offer to let them wear it for five minutes and make them sign a contract that states I can chop their head off if they don't hand it back. I forget to add that I've lined it with superglue. Heads on flagpoles are a great way to scare off bothersome customers.

Gluttony: What did you eat last night?

It's more a case of who. I did manage to regurgitate him though, or he wouldn't have been able to tag me with this meme. *Evil laugh*.

Lust: What really lights your fire?

Ahem! I've been told not to speak about this in public again, but I don't think anyone's listening. Oompa Loompa's. Shush, don't tell anyone.

Anger: What is the last thing that really pissed you off?

Fred from the stationery department - he ordered superglue remover. I'm calm about it now though. I stapled his finger to the security guard's butt and took photos.

Greed: Name something you keep from others.

Their souls. I have a nice collection in the filing cabinet behind my desk.

Sloth: What's the laziest thing you've ever done?

Demanded Jensen Ackles and Misha Collins re-enact a scene in my living room as some fool had left the remote on top of the television and the Supernatural DVD was in the box.

Oh dear, what do those lies say about me. *Bites lip*.

Okay, so I'm tagging the following devilish people (some on blogger and some on LJ) - Katey Taylor, Marshall Payne, Kate Shaw, Jodi Lee, Mary Rajotte. Mark Deniz, and Samantha Sterner, oh and everyone who wanders here from Twitter. :)


Katey said...

Whoa, I *have* been tagged. Sadly, my lies will not be half as entertaining as yours, but I'll endeavor to give some satisfaction.

Marie Antoinette-- HAHA!

Also, Oompa Loompas scare me. However, the Jensen Ackles one made up for it. Totally. Mmm...

Aaron Polson said...

Curses! I was going to claim the invention of air, but you trumped me with the whole big bang!

Jamie Eyberg said...

It is a good thing I don't know any Oompa Loompas in the area. . .

Unknown said...

cate would never lie!
i have been tagged and will thusly (um something went wrong with that word there) lie tomorrow i believe...

never lied on demand. well, i've never lied seven times on demand anyway haha.

K.C. Shaw said...

Lol! Your lies are better than my lies, but I still had fun.

Tuonela said...

Those first two are story-worthy. Seriously.

Fox Lee said...

Neat : )

Cate Gardner said...

Katey, is it the orange skin or the singing?

Aaron, I was aware of your evil plan and had to ensure I stopped it.

Jamie, if you find any, please send them to... Cate Gardner, c/o The Weird Farm, Weirdville, a suburb of Liverpool, UK.

Samantha, lying is theraputic.

KC, ooh, about to check out your lies.

Ian, of course. ;)

Natalie, tidy. ;)

Katey said...


When my brother wants to freak me out, to this very day, he starts singing it. (Funny how things haven't changed since I was 8 and he was 5, really...)


Alan W. Davidson said...

Ha...bizarre, funny yet creepy at the same time! I like Oompa Loompas too...perhaps not in the same way...

Cate Gardner said...

Katey, I guess my equivalent would have to be munchkins. The Wizard of Oz seriously freaks me out.

Admit it Alan, you stalk Oompa Loompas.

Katey said...

The Wizard of Oz is super twisted. I saw it again not so long ago and was like "Wow, I had no idea when I was a kid..."

It was my favorite movie.

There are definitely strange things afoot in Munchkinland.

Jodi Lee (Morrighan) said...

Posted! But you knew that already. ;) LOL

Carrie Harris said...

Man, who doesn't think that the Oompa Loompas are hot?

Anthony Rapino said...

HA, very funny. I loved your first answer. Yes, I'm one of those poor souls that laughs at fart jokes.

Cate Gardner said...

Carrie, imagine Oompa Loompa zombies... :)

Onipar, me too.