Would I Lie to You?

"Sometimes you can learn more about a person by what they don’t tell you. Sometimes you can learn a lot from the things they just make up. If you are tagged with this Meme, lie to me. Then tag 7 other folks (one for each deadly sin) and hope they can lie."

Jamie Eyberg tagged me. The fiend!!!

Pride: What is your biggest contribution to the world?

I had to think long and hard about this one because I've contributed so much (of course, you already know that). Then, I realised, it had to be the big bang. That Tuesday billions of years ago when I had accumulated a build up of gas and just let it go. If I hadn't done that, there would be no world.

Envy: What do your coworkers wish they had which is yours?

My hair, or rather Marie Antoinette's. I stole her wig while she was eating cake. Now I offer to let them wear it for five minutes and make them sign a contract that states I can chop their head off if they don't hand it back. I forget to add that I've lined it with superglue. Heads on flagpoles are a great way to scare off bothersome customers.

Gluttony: What did you eat last night?

It's more a case of who. I did manage to regurgitate him though, or he wouldn't have been able to tag me with this meme. *Evil laugh*.

Lust: What really lights your fire?

Ahem! I've been told not to speak about this in public again, but I don't think anyone's listening. Oompa Loompa's. Shush, don't tell anyone.

Anger: What is the last thing that really pissed you off?

Fred from the stationery department - he ordered superglue remover. I'm calm about it now though. I stapled his finger to the security guard's butt and took photos.

Greed: Name something you keep from others.

Their souls. I have a nice collection in the filing cabinet behind my desk.

Sloth: What's the laziest thing you've ever done?

Demanded Jensen Ackles and Misha Collins re-enact a scene in my living room as some fool had left the remote on top of the television and the Supernatural DVD was in the box.


Oh dear, what do those lies say about me. *Bites lip*.


Okay, so I'm tagging the following devilish people (some on blogger and some on LJ) - Katey Taylor, Marshall Payne, Kate Shaw, Jodi Lee, Mary Rajotte. Mark Deniz, and Samantha Sterner, oh and everyone who wanders here from Twitter. :)