HO HO OH - THE SEVENTH

GREMLINS NEED PRESENTS TOO.

Crook is working on an advertising campaign. Treacle wants to help but of course, GREMLINS never help.

GREMLINS WRECK THE HALLS WITH STICKY LOLLY

FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Treacle's particular talent is sticking together HER MAJESTY'S important notes (which we don't think are that important at all) or wedging chewed toffee between the keys on her ladyship's keyboard.

Thanks to Crook's MAGNIFICENT computer-hacking skills (okay, he has Reject DANCE across the keyboard when THE GREAT BEAST SHE isn't looking) he's managed to COMMUNICATE our CHRISTMAS LIST.

Christmas Crackers containing mini tools such as HAMMERS, SCREWDRIVERS AND HACKSAWS. Jars of BUBBLEGUM. Toilet Rolls. Roller Skates. Itching Powder.

Because her ladyship is HUMAN and therefore STUPID, she's messaged the list via FACEBOOK to her boyfriend and HE is STUPID enough to buy the things for her. Or at least some of the things. For some reason, which even we don't understand, he refused to buy her ALL OF THE THINGS.

Oh no, Crook forgot EARPLUGS.