Sunday 8 December 2013


HER HIGHNESS has started drinking COFFEE again. It's as if she WANTS to help us DESTROY THE WORLD.

Reject has spent most of the afternoon bowing to her and kissing her feet, which explains why he's currently KNOCKED-OUT beneath the desk and likely to be STEPPED on. Treacle tried to drag Reject from behind the desk but her hands stuck to the side and now she's dangling from it like a naked and bald CHRISTMAS TREE. Doesn't help that CROOK in his attempt to cover HER MAJESTY in glitter has spilled half the tube over TREACLE. 

GLITTER, GLITTER ON THE BUM is REALLY, REALLY NOT THAT FUN. Tune optional--after all, this is HER MAJESTY'S office.

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