Pens, pens, pens, pens, pens, pens, pens, PENS!!!!!
Crook has devised a MASTER PLAN to steal all of Her
Highness's pens. Reject has torn the pages out of several hundred unused
notebooks. Treacle is smearing glue over EVERYTHING. Wheeze is just sitting in
the corner wheezing but at least he sounds a bit DARTH VADER(ISH). The GREAT
GREMLIN GOD is looking down from his dusty lampshade with a tear in his eye,
and I'm about to pluck all the hairs from her most precious WOLF DUDE and scatter
them on her keyboard.
We are taking back the OFFICE and destroying CHRISTMAS and
all other things for HER ANNOYINGNESS.
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