Monday, 20 December 2010

The Meme Continues

Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart*

*rather a strange meme for a writing blog, but hey-ho...


Have a voice transplant so that you sound like Kiefer Sutherland and I’m yours. Otherwise, send me Kiefer Sutherland. I will love you forever. William H Bonney, you are not a god… Seriously, weak at the knees every time.

Re-enact that final scene in an Officer and a Gentleman and sweep me off my feet. Yeah, good luck picking me up.

Poker. Beware though, every time I play I have extraordinary luck and will probably walk away with yours instead.

Scalpel.

Gee, I'm beginning to think it's hard to win my heart…

Whisk me off in a time machine and introduce me to Oscar Wilde.

Grab my hand when the monsters are coming. (Go, Joaquin--I could watch that scene over and over)




Amuse me.

Be a thoroughly decent fellow.

8 comments:

Aaron Polson said...

Have scalpel, will travel. ;)

Simon said...

Am practising my Keifer Sutherland impersonation at the moment. And looking for a white Richard Gere-esque uniform that will fit me. ;-)

Natalie L. Sin said...

It is clear that we will never fight over men. Which works out well, since I hate to share.

WORD VERIFICATION: rings. A rare actual word!

Danielle Ferries said...

I have to admit I've rewound and replayed that scene a few times myself.

Simon said...

Danielle- it is brilliant. I could never understand why so many people trashed 'The Village'. I thought it was superb. (And that scene scared the living hell out of me. But I'd brave the big red muppet-monsters to win the hand of the fair lady Gardner :D )

Cate Gardner said...

Too chicken to play pocker with me, boys.

Yes, because you're married, Natalie, which makes all other available men mine. Including Asian men. A law was passed.

Thank god for You Tube, Danielle.

Katey said...

Yeah, grabbing my hand when monsters are coming. For real.

verification: johequ. That's got to be some weird variation on Joaquin, right?

Cate Gardner said...

I think it's a sign, Katey.